DRESS WELL, STAY WEIRD, MAKE ART, CONFUSE PEOPLE

A to-do list for the rest of your life. Or at least this week.

Four rules that more or less cover everything that matters. The other rules were boring anyway.

Heavyweight off-white cotton. Hand-drawn red print on the back. Oversized, so there's room for whoever you turn out to be.

Wear it to: gallery openings you weren't invited to, jobs you're quitting in your head, the studio at 3am, family dinners. Don't wear it to: do something you'd regret in any of those four ways.