Good Things Happen

A theory of happiness, with two-thirds of the data pointing the same direction.

The joke is that they listed it twice. The other joke is that they meant to. Smiling is free, easy, universally recommended. The other thing is also free and easy and gets less press than it deserves.

Heavyweight off-white cotton. Hand-drawn black print on the back. Oversized — works with the smile, works without the rest.

Wear it to: first dates that might become second mornings, your dentist (one out of three is fine), beach trips, that one friend's pool party. Don't wear it to: any situation requiring a straight face.