I Don't Like Being Told What To Do, Unless I'm Naked

A boundary, with one specific exception.

The cap for people with strong opinions on most things and very flexible opinions on the right thing. You know who you are. So does everyone you've ever made a playlist for.

Washed cotton, embroidered in cream thread. Adjustable strap in the back — the only adjustment you're allowing today.

Wear it to: the gym, the airport, second dates, your friend's "I'm worried about you" coffee. Don't wear it to: anywhere your boss can read it.