I Don't Need ChatGPT, My Girlfriend Knows Everything

The shirt for people who lost the argument and learned to enjoy it.

She knows where your keys are. She knows what you actually wanted for dinner. She knows what you were going to say before you said it. ChatGPT is for amateurs.

Heavyweight off-white cotton. Hand-drawn red print on the back. Oversized — leaves room for her to steal it back later.

Wear it to: meet her parents, the supermarket where she's already at the deli counter, that one mutual friend's wedding, sundays. Don't wear it to: pretend you ever had your life together before her.