I Told ChatGPT About U

Receipts exist. They're just in a different app now.

The modern love letter: 2am, dim screen, asking a chatbot if you're the problem. Spoiler: it said yes but nicely.

Heavyweight off-white cotton. Hand-drawn red print on the back. Oversized, with plenty of space for everything you didn't send.

Wear it to: the group chat reunion, your therapist's office, anywhere they might be, the post-breakup hot girl walk. Don't wear it to: see them again sober.